Alarm Clock Kettle
Alarm Clock Kettle
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1. If you are chocking on an ice cube don’t panic. Simply pour a kettle of freshly boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage almost instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid argument with the missus about lifting toilet seat by simply using the sink.
4. High Blood pressure sufferers: Make an incision in your left or right wrist and bleed yourself for several hours, reducing the pressure in your veins.
5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough
7. Avoid the mess when your toilet backs up, use the yard.
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I see Sweetie is here…ha ha ha
ha ha ha…SweetieCobra…hee hee hee
Good ones Odessa….
I’m going back to bed……
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Wake Up & Smell the Coffee – Energy Companies are Robbing Us Blind. Slash Your Energy Costs Today!!
Are you tired of the every rising cost of energy and never having enough cash to keep up with the rises? You could seriously cut the cost of your home energy starting today.
I am an electrician and it amazes me when I visit customer’s homes just how much energy they are wasting and they are often unaware of how they can reduce their energy costs.
Now, I am no saint myself but I am becoming more aware of energy consumption and the cost of energy for my own home. I am starting to feel like my elders of days gone by when they would keep saying “Turn out that light, switch off that radio” etc. does that sound familiar? I find myself doing the same thing with my 12yr old son.
You can do something about YOUR energy bill if you follow the steps I want to show you.
We all pay for energy one way or another at home and at work, unless we have an alternative. All electrical appliances we use are rated by watts. This is a unit of power consumed generally expressed as kilowatt power used per hour.
Now you might not be aware, that basically, if it is plugged in it could be costing you money every single minute of the day when you are not using it. What do I mean by this?
Have you noticed that some of your home appliances have a little red light to tell you it is on standby? What it does not tell you is it is consuming energy even though you believe it is switched off. Some examples of this might be a modern electric kettle, a dishwasher when it has finished its cycle, a computer and monitor – not forgetting your printer, the TV, set top box, DVD or Video player, Radio/alarm clock in the spare room, that old fridge you keep drinks cool in for the summer and it is almost empty the rest of the year.
One way you can slash your energy prices at a stroke today, is to start getting into the habit of turning off all those appliances you are not using. Yes I know, the plug might not be easy to get to, especially if it is hidden behind that TV stand, and looking like a bird’s nest of wires where it is hard to find which lead fits what plug.
There are all sorts of sites which offer guidance on power consumption but that is not the purpose of this article. What if you discovered how easy it is to cut your fuel bills with a minimum of effort and without it costing you a penny.
I guess one of the biggest culprits is the TV corner of most living rooms, but do not forget the kids room or anywhere else where you have a TV consuming energy. You might have a TV, DVD, Video, and Set Top Box, Play-station or other appliances plugged in. My room is no different to anyone elses last thing at night. When I turn off the TV and the room lights I see a soothing aray of coloured stanby lights smileing at me!
Now it is those tiny little lights that should be ringing alarm bells in our heads and screaming at us “I am costing you money every second of every minute and every hour of the day……..” you get the meaning?
I saw a programme recently where someone demonstrated that his TV alone used a third of the power it used normally, just by being left on standby. That is quite alarming. Can you see how easy it is the start slashing your energy consumption in a single flick?
Get into the habit of switching off all your gadgets, those extra lights in the room and unplug those you are not sure about just in case. It is good practice to unplug appliances from the socket just in case there is a wiring fault. A neighbour’s son bought a new computer and left it switched on all the time. It caught fire and they had to call the fire brigade. The appliance was obviously faulty and fortunately he was at home to prevent it being worse that it would have been had he gone out!!
About the Author
Bills, Bills, Bills, They Just Keep Rising & Energy Bosses Get Richer At Our Expense………Well No More! You Can Slash Your Energy Bills If You Are Willing To Follow Some Simple Steps……. www.EnergyPriceSlasher.com
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